![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() SCP-985-J was discovered by the Foundation on ██/██/201█ when footage emerged of it attacking and killing. SCP-985-J refers to itself as "Jeremy Elbertson" and believes itself to be much taller than it appears to others, referring to itself as being "not tiny" and "compact". SCP-985-J is allowed access to one (1) Garfield comic strip per day for entertainment.ĭescription: SCP-985-J is a 32 year old Caucasian male from Boston, MA. Personnel assigned to SCP-985-J must refrain from using the words "Short Streamer" "Late" "Loud Pee" and "Bald" as this can agitate SCP-985-J, causing it to enter an enraged state. SCP-985-J must be fed BrainFluud once every 6 hours for sustenance. Special Contain Procedures: SCP-985-J must be kept in a standard humanoid containment cell decorated to look like an average American household with a live video feed. It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). ![]() Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. I can tell it's got some thought behind it. ![]()
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